Your Final Score:

28.5%

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Scoring

Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a sheet of paper with lots of itty-bitty answers to the Purity Test. Sworn to excellence of workmanship, we now give you directions on how to calculate your Purity score. There are several methods; the calculator method works best, as does the a la mainframe method. (A DECsystem-2060 works great as a PC.) Of the easier ways: count up all your "no" answers, then divide this number by two. This gives your percentage purity; the higher the number, the more pure you are; in the same vein, the lower the score, the more of a sleaze-bag you are. For your reference, we include calculator directions:

For people with real calculators (HP):
<#no ans.> [ENTER] 2 /
For people with other (dinky) calculators:
<#no ans.> / 2 =

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